Had a dream I was playing an indie game about a 1950’s housewife trying to kill her husband.
The objective of the game was to kill him without A) alerting the husband, B) getting caught by your busybody neighbor, or C) accidentally killing your kids/have them walk in on you murdering their dad.
The first level was that you had to slip poison into his food or drink, since that was subtle and easy enough. But I think as the levels progressed, the murder attempts got more…gruesome and difficult to hide. I remember using garden sheers at one point.
And the game had a 1950s advert style to it, kind of how Bendy and the Ink Machine is stylized
^ kind of like that
Anyway I’m calling it Desperate Housewife and if anyone wants to actually make that game gimme some credit lmao
(Content warning for nudity, sorta – like the people are made of silver or of sand or whatever and they’re not super distinct but they’re naked)
WATCH THIS. Easily the best video I’ve seen in years. It’s not just the effects, but also the exuberance and the weird tension between the canny and uncanny. I LOVE IT.
(Track is Light It Up by Major Lazer featuring Nyla and Fuse ODG)
This is stunning in so many ways! I can literally feel the textures with my eyes
okay but that song bumps eh
I was pleasantly surprised with this video and could only think, “More eyes need this… More ears need this… Must share this…”
This was dope af
I think the Surrealists have wandered back through and done a music vid. Wow. @samjohnssonvt@copperbadge@killabeezish I think you guys may want to see this!
Some of them really creep me out, but it’s well worth a watch!
(Content warning for nudity, sorta – like the people are made of silver or of sand or whatever and they’re not super distinct but they’re naked)
WATCH THIS. Easily the best video I’ve seen in years. It’s not just the effects, but also the exuberance and the weird tension between the canny and uncanny. I LOVE IT.
(Track is Light It Up by Major Lazer featuring Nyla and Fuse ODG)
This is stunning in so many ways! I can literally feel the textures with my eyes
okay but that song bumps eh
I was pleasantly surprised with this video and could only think, “More eyes need this… More ears need this… Must share this…”
This was dope af
I think the Surrealists have wandered back through and done a music vid. Wow. @samjohnssonvt@copperbadge@killabeezish I think you guys may want to see this!
Some of them really creep me out, but it’s well worth a watch!
(Content warning for nudity, sorta – like the people are made of silver or of sand or whatever and they’re not super distinct but they’re naked)
WATCH THIS. Easily the best video I’ve seen in years. It’s not just the effects, but also the exuberance and the weird tension between the canny and uncanny. I LOVE IT.
(Track is Light It Up by Major Lazer featuring Nyla and Fuse ODG)
This is stunning in so many ways! I can literally feel the textures with my eyes
okay but that song bumps eh
I was pleasantly surprised with this video and could only think, “More eyes need this… More ears need this… Must share this…”
This was dope af
I think the Surrealists have wandered back through and done a music vid. Wow. @samjohnssonvt@copperbadge@killabeezish I think you guys may want to see this!
Some of them really creep me out, but it’s well worth a watch!
(Content warning for nudity, sorta – like the people are made of silver or of sand or whatever and they’re not super distinct but they’re naked)
WATCH THIS. Easily the best video I’ve seen in years. It’s not just the effects, but also the exuberance and the weird tension between the canny and uncanny. I LOVE IT.
(Track is Light It Up by Major Lazer featuring Nyla and Fuse ODG)
This is stunning in so many ways! I can literally feel the textures with my eyes
okay but that song bumps eh
I was pleasantly surprised with this video and could only think, “More eyes need this… More ears need this… Must share this…”
This was dope af
I think the Surrealists have wandered back through and done a music vid. Wow. @samjohnssonvt@copperbadge@killabeezish I think you guys may want to see this!
Some of them really creep me out, but it’s well worth a watch!
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include anything you think I might need for the drawing! (pose, description, personality, references) so I can have the most accurate idea of what you want
I won’t draw gore, NSFW, animals or heavy machinery. If you have any doubts, just ask me!
all payment through PayPal invoices
all sketches will be fully shaded
more examples of past commissions here, and more examples of my art in general here!
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
uh
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
can you imagine being 26 years old and in marketing and you want to settle down with a rich stupid man who’s crazy about you and you FIND a divorcee who hasn’t talked to his ex in over a decade and has a very forgiving custody arrangement that would easily enable boarding school and is willing to MARRY you after a SIX TO EIGHT WEEK SUMMER ROMANCE with NO PRENUP and then his brat kid comes back from summer camp and it turns out his ESTRANGED OTHER TWIN DAUGHTER came back from camp and they hijack your entire life and put a lizard on you and then your hot old man ditches you for his hot mess of an ex WHO DESIGNED… THE CUSTOM WEDDING DRESS YOU HAD ALREADY PAID FOR. truly. a roller coaster summer…. all that scheming WASTED
